i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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