Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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