what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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