you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I take back everything I said about communal showers
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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