If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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