Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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