i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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