physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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