On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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