You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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