you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize