just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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