Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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