Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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