just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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