Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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