whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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