Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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