I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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