Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
