it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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