no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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