everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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