yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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