You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
did i walk over a car last night?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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