Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Never joke about your clitoris.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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