It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
