Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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