Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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