i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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