He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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