Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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