That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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