You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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