Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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