im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No subtext here. People are naked.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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