He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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