I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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