It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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