Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?