try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We are all done wearing pants today
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.