So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her