why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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