6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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