She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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cat food counts as protein by the way
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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