Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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