When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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