It's Friday. Sex?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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