Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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