That's when you crack a 10am beer
is wine microwaveable?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
