The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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