i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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