I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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