I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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