i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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