You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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