Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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