I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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