Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh god the rape fog is back!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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