Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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