The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.