no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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